Totally Fake Dispensaries in Kentucky
420 Derby Drive, Louisville, KY 40202
502-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Big Blue Blvd, Lexington, KY 40507
859-555-0202
Daily 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Barrel Row, Louisville, KY 40203
502-555-0303
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 River Bend Way, Bowling Green, KY 42101
270-555-0404
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Cave Cavern Ct, Bowling Green, KY 42104
270-555-0505
Mon-Fri 10am-7pm, Sat 9am-9pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
420 Barbecue Blvd, Owensboro, KY 42301
270-555-0606
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Wishful Way, Covington, KY 41011
859-555-0707
Daily 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
2 EKU Eagle Way, Richmond, KY 40475
859-555-0808
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Y'all Welcome Way, Florence, KY 41042
859-555-0909
Daily 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Lincoln Heritage Ln, Elizabethtown, KY 42701
270-555-1010
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Quilt Trail Ct, Paducah, KY 42001
270-555-1111
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Golden Dome Lane, Frankfort, KY 40601
502-555-1212
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
420 Imagination Row, Louisville, KY 40222
502-555-1313
Daily 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
14 Keeneland Gate Rd, Lexington, KY 40503
859-555-1414
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
5 Ohio River Overlook, Covington, KY 41014
859-555-1515
Mon-Fri 11am-9pm, Sat-Sun 10am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Corvette Way, Bowling Green, KY 42102
270-555-1616
Daily 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 Ohio River Rd, Owensboro, KY 42303
270-555-1717
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
6 Bluegrass Hollow Rd, Richmond, KY 40476
859-555-1818
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
2 Mural Row, Paducah, KY 42003
270-555-1919
Tue-Sat 11am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm, Mon Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Capital Canna Ct, Frankfort, KY 40602
502-555-2020
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica with notes of bluegrass and horse country. Earthy, classic, a...
by Bluegrass Premium Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Races out of the gate like a thoroughbred. The fastest fictional Sativa in Ke...
by Derby Sativa Stables
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Complex and layered like a barrel-aged bourbon. A hybrid with real Kentucky d...
by Bourbon Trail Botanicals
Flower / Indica
THC 28.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Heavy and sedating. Reserved for champions who've earned their imaginary rest.
by Wildcat Flower Reserve
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Where two rivers of genetics meet. A perfectly balanced Kentucky hybrid.
by Cumberland Hybrid Gardens
Flower / Sativa
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Energizing as a hike up a Kentucky mountain. Clear-headed and fictional.
by Appalachian Sativa Peak
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
A winner's circle treat. Wedding Cake with thoroughbred breeding and winner's...
by Thoroughbred Terpene Farm
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Simple and honest Sativa from the Shaker tradition. No frills, just imaginary...
by Shaker Flower Garden
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.5%
$59.00 / 1/8 oz
As colorful and sweet as the Kentucky cardinal in full flight. Runtz with Ken...
by Cardinal Ridge Flower Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy Gelato from the bluegrass hills. Kentucky flavor in every fictional te...
by Bluegrass Premium Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 27.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
The imaginary nightcap for the discerning Kentuckian. Warm, amber, and deeply...
by Bourbon Indica House
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Dreaming beside the Cumberland. Blue Dream for the Kentucky day-tripper.
by Cumberland Craft Flower
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Bluegrass Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Bluegrass Premium Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Florence Flower Stop
Hosted by: Derby Live Resin Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Bourbon Trail Bud Bar
Hosted by: Bourbon Trail Botanicals
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Richmond Roots Dispensary
Hosted by: Appalachian Rosin Works
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Wildcat Leaf Lounge
Hosted by: Wildcat Flower Reserve
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Mammoth Cave Dispensary
Hosted by: Mammoth Cave Concentrates
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Frankfort Capitol Collective
Hosted by: Bluegrass Premium Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Lexington Southland Smoke
Hosted by: Thoroughbred Terpene Farm
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Covington Cross-River Cannabis
Hosted by: Cumberland River Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Paducah Art District Dispo
Hosted by: Shaker Village Flower Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)