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Richmond Appalachian Roots

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Deep Appalachian roots meet fictional cannabis cultivation. Eastern Kentucky's imaginary mountain dispensary.

6 Bluegrass Hollow Rd, Richmond, KY 40476
859-555-1818 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Appalachian Mountain Sativa
Flower / Sativa
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Energizing as a hike up a Kentucky mountain. Clear-headed and fictional.
by Appalachian Sativa Peak
Shaker Pure Sativa
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Simple and honest Sativa from the Shaker tradition. No frills, just imaginary...
by Shaker Flower Garden
Appalachian Purple Haze
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple haze across the Appalachian ridge. A classic strain for the eastern Ke...
by Appalachian Flower Ridge
Shaker White Widow
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow grown in the Shaker tradition. Frost-covered and simply beautiful.
by Shaker Flower Garden
Appalachian Do-Si-Dos
Flower / Indica
THC 25.5%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Do-Si-Dos for an Appalachian square dance night. Relaxing and mountain-strong.
by Appalachian Flower Ridge
Shaker Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
The Shakers valued hard work. Sour Diesel for the hard-working Kentucky imagi...
by Shaker Flower Garden
Appalachian London Pound Cake
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense and cake-like. London Pound Cake imagined on the Appalachian ridge.
by Appalachian Flower Ridge
Shaker Kitchen Brownies
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 25.0%
$18.00 / single
Plain and perfect brownies from the Shaker kitchen. No frills, maximum imagin...
by Shaker Kitchen Edibles

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