Covington Riverside Buds
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
With a view of the Cincinnati skyline, this imaginary dispensary serves the Northern Kentucky dreamers.
5 Ohio River Overlook, Covington, KY 41014
859-555-1515 (not a real number)
Mon-Fri 11am-9pm, Sat-Sun 10am-10pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Dreaming beside the Cumberland. Blue Dream for the Kentucky day-tripper.
by Cumberland Craft Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.5%
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical banana sweetness along the bluegrass riverbanks. A hybrid with Kentu...
by Cumberland River Cannabis
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 69.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Solventless rosin pressed in the Appalachian tradition. Mountain gold in ever...
by Appalachian Rosin Works
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 71.5%
$54.00 / 1g
Fresh as a Kentucky spring morning. Live resin bursting with bluegrass terpenes.
by Bluegrass Live Resin Labs
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 70.0%
$64.00 / 1g
Small-batch rosin pressed beside the Cumberland. Reserve quality, imaginary e...
by Cumberland Rosin Press
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Pressed in seconds, like a Derby photo finish. Solventless and fictionally sp...
by Appalachian Rosin Works
Topicals / Salve
THC 8.0%
$40.00 / 2 oz
Soothing salve as smooth as the Cumberland current. Fictional deep relief.
by Mammoth Cave Topicals
Topicals / Balm
THC 10.0%
$48.00 / 1.5 oz
Herbal balm from the Appalachian tradition. Mountain-made, valley-applied, fi...
by Appalachian Balm Ridge