Cumberland Cannabis Co
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Bowling Green's first and only imaginary dispensary, nestled by the Cumberland River.
9 River Bend Way, Bowling Green, KY 42101
270-555-0404 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Where two rivers of genetics meet. A perfectly balanced Kentucky hybrid.
by Cumberland Hybrid Gardens
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Dreaming beside the Cumberland. Blue Dream for the Kentucky day-tripper.
by Cumberland Craft Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights reflecting in the Cumberland River. Dark and star-filled.
by Cumberland Craft Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.5%
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical banana sweetness along the bluegrass riverbanks. A hybrid with Kentu...
by Cumberland River Cannabis
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 70.0%
$64.00 / 1g
Small-batch rosin pressed beside the Cumberland. Reserve quality, imaginary e...
by Cumberland Rosin Press
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 86.0%
$38.00 / 1g
Clear as the Cumberland at dawn. Distillate refined with Shaker precision.
by Shaker Distillate Lab
Edibles / Beverage
THC 10.0%
$8.00 / 12 fl oz
Cave-cooled spring water with a fictional cannabis twist. Crystal clear and i...
by Mammoth Cave Beverage Co
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$9.00 / 12 fl oz
A mint julep without the bourbon. For imaginary Derby days.
by Mammoth Cave Beverage Co