Richmond Roots Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Eastern Kentucky's gateway to imaginary cannabis. Roots run deep in Richmond.
2 EKU Eagle Way, Richmond, KY 40475
859-555-0808 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Energizing as a hike up a Kentucky mountain. Clear-headed and fictional.
by Appalachian Sativa Peak
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple haze across the Appalachian ridge. A classic strain for the eastern Ke...
by Appalachian Flower Ridge
Flower / Indica
THC 25.5%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Do-Si-Dos for an Appalachian square dance night. Relaxing and mountain-strong.
by Appalachian Flower Ridge
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense and cake-like. London Pound Cake imagined on the Appalachian ridge.
by Appalachian Flower Ridge
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 69.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Solventless rosin pressed in the Appalachian tradition. Mountain gold in ever...
by Appalachian Rosin Works
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Pressed in seconds, like a Derby photo finish. Solventless and fictionally sp...
by Appalachian Rosin Works
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.5%
$43.00 / 1g
Peak-quality crumble from the Appalachian ridgeline. Earthy and terpene-rich ...
by Cardinal Ridge Crumble Co
Edibles / Gummies
THC 14.0%
$28.00 / 10-pack
Blackberry gummies from the Appalachian patch. Dark, wild, and imaginary.
by Bluegrass Gummy Patch