Mammoth Cave Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Deep as the cave, good as the dream. Bowling Green's underground imaginary dispensary.
1 Cave Cavern Ct, Bowling Green, KY 42104
270-555-0505 (not a real number)
Mon-Fri 10am-7pm, Sat 9am-9pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Deep as the cave, purple as the punch. An underground Indica for the Kentucky...
by Cumberland River Cannabis
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 80.0%
$45.00 / 1g
Clear as Mammoth Cave formations. Shatter that breaks beautifully in your ima...
by Bluegrass Shatter House
Concentrate / Wax
THC 77.0%
$42.00 / 1g
Deep as the cave, smooth as the underground stream. Mammoth wax from the depths.
by Mammoth Cave Wax Co
Edibles / Beverage
THC 10.0%
$8.00 / 12 fl oz
Cave-cooled spring water with a fictional cannabis twist. Crystal clear and i...
by Mammoth Cave Beverage Co
Topicals / Salve
THC 8.0%
$40.00 / 2 oz
Soothing salve as smooth as the Cumberland current. Fictional deep relief.
by Mammoth Cave Topicals
Topicals / Balm
THC 12.0%
$52.00 / 1.5 oz
Deep as the cave, relieving as the darkness. Mammoth Deep Relief Balm goes wh...
by Mammoth Cave Topicals
Topicals / Patch
THC 20.0%
$22.00 / single patch
Wear a winner. Slow-release patch for the imaginary Derby champion.
by Mammoth Cave Patch Lab
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 48.0%
$32.00 / 1.5g joint
Torpedoes through the imaginary Kentucky underground. A cave-inspired infused...
by Derby Infused Cones