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Bourbon Trail Bud Bar

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Where the Bourbon Trail meets the imaginary Cannabis Trail. Come for the barrel, stay for the bud.

7 Barrel Row, Louisville, KY 40203
502-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Bourbon Trail Hybrid
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Complex and layered like a barrel-aged bourbon. A hybrid with real Kentucky d...
by Bourbon Trail Botanicals
Shaker Pure Sativa
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Simple and honest Sativa from the Shaker tradition. No frills, just imaginary...
by Shaker Flower Garden
Bourbon Indica Nightcap
Flower / Indica
THC 27.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
The imaginary nightcap for the discerning Kentuckian. Warm, amber, and deeply...
by Bourbon Indica House
Shaker White Widow
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow grown in the Shaker tradition. Frost-covered and simply beautiful.
by Shaker Flower Garden
Bourbon Cherry Pie
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Cherry Pie for after a Kentucky Derby mint julep. Sweet, tart, and completely...
by Bourbon Trail Botanicals
Derby Granddaddy Purple
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
The grand old man of the imaginary Kentucky lineup. Purple and proud.
by Bourbon Indica House
Shaker Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
The Shakers valued hard work. Sour Diesel for the hard-working Kentucky imagi...
by Shaker Flower Garden
Bourbon Barrel Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Live resin with the complexity of a 12-year Kentucky bourbon. Aged in imagina...
by Bourbon Barrel Extracts

Satire Ends Here

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Contact Your US Senators

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