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Frankfort Capitol Collective

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A fictional dispensary in the state capital. Just a short walk from where it remains very much illegal.

3 Golden Dome Lane, Frankfort, KY 40601
502-555-1212 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Bluegrass OG
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica with notes of bluegrass and horse country. Earthy, classic, a...
by Bluegrass Premium Cannabis
Wildcat Reserve Indica
Flower / Indica
THC 28.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Heavy and sedating. Reserved for champions who've earned their imaginary rest.
by Wildcat Flower Reserve
Bluegrass Gelato
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy Gelato from the bluegrass hills. Kentucky flavor in every fictional te...
by Bluegrass Premium Cannabis
Wildcat Jack Herer
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Named for the cannabis activist. Jack Herer with a Wildcat roar.
by Wildcat Flower Reserve
Bluegrass Berry Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.5%
$27.00 / 10-pack
Picked from the imaginary bluegrass gummy patch. Mixed berry dreamers.
by Bluegrass Gummy Patch
Bourbon Snickerdoodle
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 15.0%
$13.00 / single
Cinnamon sugar snickerdoodle with a Kentucky twist. Warm and comforting from ...
by Bluegrass Baked Goods
Wildcat Salve Fierce
Topicals / Salve
THC 12.0%
$42.00 / 2 oz
Intense salve for the Wildcat who plays through imaginary pain. Fierce by nam...
by Wildcat Salve Works
Bluegrass Blunt Classic
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.5%
$18.00 / 1.5g blunt
A bluegrass blunt for a Kentucky evening. Classic and consistently fictional.
by Thoroughbred Blunt House

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Kentucky:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

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For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️