Covington Cross-River Cannabis
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Just across the river from Cincinnati, this fictional dispensary serves Northern Kentucky's dreamers.
1 Wishful Way, Covington, KY 41011
859-555-0707 (not a real number)
Daily 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica with notes of bluegrass and horse country. Earthy, classic, a...
by Bluegrass Premium Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Where two rivers of genetics meet. A perfectly balanced Kentucky hybrid.
by Cumberland Hybrid Gardens
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy Gelato from the bluegrass hills. Kentucky flavor in every fictional te...
by Bluegrass Premium Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.5%
$61.00 / 1/8 oz
Mark your Kentucky dreams permanently. A heavy-hitting hybrid from Bluegrass ...
by Bluegrass Premium Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights reflecting in the Cumberland River. Dark and star-filled.
by Cumberland Craft Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.5%
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical banana sweetness along the bluegrass riverbanks. A hybrid with Kentu...
by Cumberland River Cannabis
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 71.5%
$54.00 / 1g
Fresh as a Kentucky spring morning. Live resin bursting with bluegrass terpenes.
by Bluegrass Live Resin Labs
Topicals / Lotion
THC 8.0%
$55.00 / 4 oz
Luxury lotion from the bluegrass hills. Rich, creamy, and fictionally effective.
by Cumberland Lotion Lab