Owensboro River City Dispo
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Owensboro's second imaginary dispensary, this one on the river side. Better view, same fiction.
9 Ohio River Rd, Owensboro, KY 42303
270-555-1717 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 20.0%
$36.00 / 100mg bar
Dark chocolate with whiskey-barrel depth. Imaginary confection for the bourbo...
by Cardinal Ridge Chocolate House
Edibles / Gummies
THC 18.0%
$32.00 / 10-pack
Honey chews with the sweetness of a winner's circle bouquet. For champions of...
by Thoroughbred Honey Edibles
Topicals / Balm
THC 10.0%
$48.00 / 1.5 oz
Herbal balm from the Appalachian tradition. Mountain-made, valley-applied, fi...
by Appalachian Balm Ridge
Topicals / Patch
THC 15.0%
$20.00 / single patch
A simple, clean patch from the Shaker studio. Plain on the outside, powerful ...
by Shaker Patch Studio
Topicals / Lotion
THC 5.0%
$46.00 / 4 oz
Flows like the Cumberland River. Silky lotion for the Kentucky body in need.
by Cumberland Lotion Lab
Topicals / Patch
THC 20.0%
$22.00 / single patch
Wear a winner. Slow-release patch for the imaginary Derby champion.
by Mammoth Cave Patch Lab
Topicals / Salve
THC 9.0%
$41.00 / 2 oz
Cool menthol salve from the mountain ridge. Fresh air and fictional relief in...
by Appalachian Balm Ridge
Topicals / Patch
THC 18.0%
$22.00 / single patch
Overnight patch for the hardworking Shaker. Simple, effective, and fictional ...
by Shaker Patch Studio