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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

Owensboro Herb House

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Owensboro is known for mutton barbecue. This imaginary shop is known for something else entirely.

420 Barbecue Blvd, Owensboro, KY 42301
270-555-0606 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Cardinal Ridge Fruit Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 15.0%
$30.00 / 10-pack
Mixed berry gummies from Cardinal Ridge. Red as a cardinal, sweet as Kentucky.
by Cardinal Ridge Gummy Co
Bourbon Barrel Dark Chocolate
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 20.0%
$36.00 / 100mg bar
Dark chocolate with whiskey-barrel depth. Imaginary confection for the bourbo...
by Cardinal Ridge Chocolate House
Bluegrass Berry Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.5%
$27.00 / 10-pack
Picked from the imaginary bluegrass gummy patch. Mixed berry dreamers.
by Bluegrass Gummy Patch
Bourbon Milk Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 20.0%
$34.00 / 100mg bar
Silky milk chocolate from Cardinal Ridge. Smooth as a Lexington thoroughbred.
by Cardinal Ridge Chocolate House
Bourbon Snickerdoodle
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 15.0%
$13.00 / single
Cinnamon sugar snickerdoodle with a Kentucky twist. Warm and comforting from ...
by Bluegrass Baked Goods
Cardinal White Chocolate
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 20.0%
$35.00 / 100mg bar
White chocolate from Cardinal Ridge. As bright and pure as a Kentucky sunrise.
by Cardinal Ridge Chocolate House
Bluegrass Peach Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$26.00 / 10-pack
Peach gummies from the bluegrass orchard. Sweet as a Kentucky summer.
by Cardinal Ridge Gummy Co
Mammoth Rocky Road Chocolate
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 20.0%
$36.00 / 100mg bar
Rocky road as rugged as the cave formations. A chocolate bar worth imagining.
by Cardinal Ridge Chocolate House

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Kentucky:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️