Lexington Southland Smoke
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Near the famous Keeneland racetrack, this fictional shop serves horse country's finest dreamers.
14 Keeneland Gate Rd, Lexington, KY 40503
859-555-1414 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Races out of the gate like a thoroughbred. The fastest fictional Sativa in Ke...
by Derby Sativa Stables
Flower / Indica
THC 28.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Heavy and sedating. Reserved for champions who've earned their imaginary rest.
by Wildcat Flower Reserve
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.5%
$59.00 / 1/8 oz
As colorful and sweet as the Kentucky cardinal in full flight. Runtz with Ken...
by Cardinal Ridge Flower Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 31.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
The miracle of the Derby stables. Mac 1 with a thoroughbred finish.
by Derby Sativa Stables
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Taste the cardinal's rainbow. Zkittlez grown on Cardinal Ridge with Kentucky ...
by Cardinal Ridge Flower Co
Flower / Sativa
THC 26.5%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Game day Mimosa. Bright, citrusy, and perfect for a Wildcat home opener.
by Wildcat Flower Reserve
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Nutty and rich. Biscotti for a cardinal winter afternoon in Kentucky.
by Cardinal Ridge Flower Co
Edibles / Beverage
THC 10.0%
$8.00 / 12 fl oz
Game day lemon fizz for the Wildcat faithful. Blue and gold and entirely fict...
by Mammoth Cave Beverage Co