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Frankfort Bourbon Bud Bar

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Named after Kentucky's two great loves. Just don't mix them in the state capital.

3 Capital Canna Ct, Frankfort, KY 40602
502-555-2020 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Bourbon Indica Nightcap
Flower / Indica
THC 27.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
The imaginary nightcap for the discerning Kentuckian. Warm, amber, and deeply...
by Bourbon Indica House
Derby Granddaddy Purple
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
The grand old man of the imaginary Kentucky lineup. Purple and proud.
by Bourbon Indica House
Bourbon Barrel Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Live resin with the complexity of a 12-year Kentucky bourbon. Aged in imagina...
by Bourbon Barrel Extracts
Bourbon Sauce
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 70.0%
$53.00 / 1g
High-terpene sauce with bourbon complexity. Swirl it like a dram of Kentucky'...
by Bourbon Barrel Extracts
Bluegrass Berry Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.5%
$27.00 / 10-pack
Picked from the imaginary bluegrass gummy patch. Mixed berry dreamers.
by Bluegrass Gummy Patch
Bourbon Trail Gummy Mix
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$24.00 / 10-pack
A variety pack for the bourbon trail traveler. One gummy per imaginary distil...
by Bourbon Trail Gummies
Bourbon Trail Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.0%
$18.00 / 1.5g blunt
A thick blunt for every stop on the Bourbon Trail. Imaginary but aged to perf...
by Derby Blunt Factory
Bourbon Trail Cone Classic
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.5%
$11.00 / 1g joint
One cone per Bourbon Trail stop. Collect all imaginary editions.
by Bourbon Trail Cones

Satire Ends Here

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