Elizabethtown Dream Dispo
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Midway between Louisville and Bowling Green, this fictional dispensary serves the heartland of Kentucky.
7 Lincoln Heritage Ln, Elizabethtown, KY 42701
270-555-1010 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Complex and layered like a barrel-aged bourbon. A hybrid with real Kentucky d...
by Bourbon Trail Botanicals
Flower / Indica
THC 27.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
The imaginary nightcap for the discerning Kentuckian. Warm, amber, and deeply...
by Bourbon Indica House
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Cherry Pie for after a Kentucky Derby mint julep. Sweet, tart, and completely...
by Bourbon Trail Botanicals
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
The grand old man of the imaginary Kentucky lineup. Purple and proud.
by Bourbon Indica House
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$36.00 / 1g
Pure as the Shaker lifestyle. A clean, uncut distillate for simple imaginary ...
by Shaker Distillate Lab
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 25.0%
$18.00 / single
Plain and perfect brownies from the Shaker kitchen. No frills, maximum imagin...
by Shaker Kitchen Edibles
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$12.00 / single
Race day oat cookie from the Shaker kitchen. Simple, satisfying, and imaginary.
by Shaker Kitchen Edibles
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$24.00 / 10-pack
A variety pack for the bourbon trail traveler. One gummy per imaginary distil...
by Bourbon Trail Gummies