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Bowling Green Bud Boutique

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Home of the Corvette Museum. This fictional dispensary is the other reason to visit Bowling Green.

1 Corvette Way, Bowling Green, KY 42102
270-555-1616 (not a real number)
Daily 9am-9pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Mammoth Cave Purple Punch
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Deep as the cave, purple as the punch. An underground Indica for the Kentucky...
by Cumberland River Cannabis
Mammoth Cave Shatter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 80.0%
$45.00 / 1g
Clear as Mammoth Cave formations. Shatter that breaks beautifully in your ima...
by Bluegrass Shatter House
Wildcat Wax Classic
Concentrate / Wax
THC 76.0%
$40.00 / 1g
Wildcat wax with championship pedigree. Creamy and potent from the Big Blue i...
by Wildcat Wax Works
Mammoth Wax Deep
Concentrate / Wax
THC 77.0%
$42.00 / 1g
Deep as the cave, smooth as the underground stream. Mammoth wax from the depths.
by Mammoth Cave Wax Co
Cumberland Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 86.0%
$38.00 / 1g
Clear as the Cumberland at dawn. Distillate refined with Shaker precision.
by Shaker Distillate Lab
Wildcat Shatter Slam
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 82.0%
$47.00 / 1g
A slam dunk of Kentucky shatter. Big Blue glass that breaks with Wildcat force.
by Bluegrass Shatter House
Mammoth Cave Spring Water Sip
Edibles / Beverage
THC 10.0%
$8.00 / 12 fl oz
Cave-cooled spring water with a fictional cannabis twist. Crystal clear and i...
by Mammoth Cave Beverage Co
Derby Wax Flash
Concentrate / Wax
THC 78.0%
$41.00 / 1g
Quick and creamy wax for the Derby day enthusiast. Flash-packed with Kentucky...
by Wildcat Wax Works

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Kentucky:

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️