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Bluegrass Green Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Louisville's premier imaginary cannabis dispensary. Derby hats and daydreams welcome.

420 Derby Drive, Louisville, KY 40202
502-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Bluegrass OG
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica with notes of bluegrass and horse country. Earthy, classic, a...
by Bluegrass Premium Cannabis
Bluegrass Gelato
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy Gelato from the bluegrass hills. Kentucky flavor in every fictional te...
by Bluegrass Premium Cannabis
Bluegrass Permanent Marker
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.5%
$61.00 / 1/8 oz
Mark your Kentucky dreams permanently. A heavy-hitting hybrid from Bluegrass ...
by Bluegrass Premium Cannabis
Derby Live Resin Classic
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 74.0%
$57.00 / 1g
Fresh-frozen with Derby Day speed. The classic live resin offering from Derby...
by Derby Live Resin Co
Bluegrass Live Resin Fresh
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 71.5%
$54.00 / 1g
Fresh as a Kentucky spring morning. Live resin bursting with bluegrass terpenes.
by Bluegrass Live Resin Labs
Thoroughbred Gummy Classic
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$26.00 / 10-pack
Gummies with thoroughbred pedigree. Ten imaginary reasons to love Kentucky ed...
by Thoroughbred Edibles
Derby Oat Cookie
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$12.00 / single
Race day oat cookie from the Shaker kitchen. Simple, satisfying, and imaginary.
by Shaker Kitchen Edibles
Kentucky Derby Fizz
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$9.00 / 12 fl oz
A mint julep without the bourbon. For imaginary Derby days.
by Mammoth Cave Beverage Co

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Kentucky:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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